Canseco Needs a New Hobby

Friday, March 28, 2008

Canseco recently claimed that he introduced ARod to his steroid’s dealer/contact (whatever you want to call him). All of this insider information about ARod is detailed in Canseco’s new book…which isn’t worth mentioning. I like how ARod is avoiding this issue right now and focusing his attention on winning a championship.  There has to be better ways to make a living than sharing secrets about the sacred baseball fraternity.

Maybe I should write a book about Canseco and his unethical life. Sure we know that he slept around and used steroids, but there has to be more right? I am sure it won’t be hard to find out information on him, since nobody likes him anyway. I can then ruin his life like he did to so many others. This could be a potential gold mine, but I am too lazy to write a book. My master plan has been unearthed…it’s ok to steal my idea.

Whatever you do, don’t read his book.