Photo from the Daily News
Here is the guy that pumped ARod full of drugs. This is the guy that made ARod keep his bad habits. This is the guy that has lead ARod astray. This is the guy that is ARod’s puppet. This is the guy who is to blame for everything ARod does…even not producing in the postseason. He is Yuri Sucart, ARod’s now famous cousin.
I really was expecting someone else. He’s clearly the fourth cousin removed from the uncle side (that probably didn’t make sense but you get the idea). What a schmuck. He’s got sketchy written all over him. At least you can tell that he wasn’t taking any substances himself. Does he even know what baseball is? Has he even played wiffle ball at least? I can’t believe ARod trusts this guy more than anybody else. And yes, it WAS amateur hour.
Friday, February 20, 2009 at 7:32 pm
C Marms-
Don’t forget that I’ll be a mainstay in this year’s bullpen. And tell that weirdo to stop asking for my autographed picture.
Your boy,
ABU
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 at 10:06 am
You very well could be. That weirdo is your only fan.